Sunday, September 27, 2009

Aaron Rogers smells like Joe Namath ( a combination of cologne, prostitutes, cocaine, cigars and whiskey - a recipe for success)

Well everybody, its Sunday again. Kickoff is in five minutes and I've already had my first bloody mary and short beer of the day. Today the (1-1) Green Bay Packers face off with the (0-2) St.Louis Rams. Right out of the gate I think it needs to be said that Aaron Rogers is a hard nosed, rough and tumble motherfucker and that Marc Bulger doesn't have shit on him. The Rams are going to play a good running game, and most likely give the ball to Steven Jackson as much as they can, but he might run into trouble when he meets the Packers' defensive backs. The Packers will rely on a passing game that uses short runs to gain better passing position for Rogers to get loose all over the Edward Jones Dome. I don't think this game will be anything particularly interesting, and will be paying more attention the Browns/Ravens, Jets/Titans, and Niners/Vikings games.
So, here's my picks for the week-

Ravens over Browns by at least 7 points
Redskins over Lions by 3
Jags over Texans by 7
Pats over Falcons by 10
Packers beat Rams by 6
Giants beat Buccaneers by 14
Jets beat Titans by at least 10, possibly by 17
Eagles over Chiefs by 7

and for the best early game, Vikings/49ers, I believe there is a good chance that the 'Niners can beat Favre at the Metrodome. I grew up watching him lose there two out of every three times he played there. So I'm making this call against my boy, but only because the 49ers are a great young team, and fun as hell to watch. So,
49ers over Vikings by 7


As for the late games
Saints over bills by 6
Bears over Seahawks by 7
Steelers over Bengals by 7
Broncos beat Raiders by 7
and sadly I have to pick the Dolphins over the Chargers by 3 due to injuries.

Lastly, the Cardinals will butt fuck the Colts, winning by 14 points in the late-late game.

Don't put any money on my picks though. I'm a romantic, and cocaine and alchohol contribute to delusions of grandeur.

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